Prince is a dirty god-botherer. We knew that. We tried to overlook it. Not any more. It’s part of our new gay militancy, which is quite the rage at the moment. Pun intended.
So it’s all rather natch that Prince is against gay marriage and gay adoption.
It’s all rather par for the course when you’re retarded enough to believe that a person should undergo agonizing death rather than accept a blood transfusion (he’s a Jehovah’s Witness. Like, durrrrrrrr); when you’re still in giddy anticipation of Armageddon (even though it should’ve happened, like, three times already according to the cult’s founders); when you keep changing your doctrines because everything you predicted didn’t actually, you know, happen and according to whatever hatred is currently on trend; when you believe a fairytale to be fact, etc…
Oh but you know all this, people. We’re preaching to the enlightened, we know. It’s just we had a double Soya Cappuccino from Pret this morning and we’re venting our caffeine.
Anyways, the pertinence of this story is thus: during an interview given to the New Yorker, when asked about gay marriage and the like, Prince tapped his bible and said the following:
‘God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, “Enough.”‘
This from the ‘man’ who is never knowlingly not cavorting with at least seven hookers at one time. What they do with him is anyone’s guess, seeing as he’s barely knee-high to an adult-sized dildo.
But, you know, it’s good to have retards in this world ’cause it makes the rest of us look even more dazzling in subtle Diptyque lighting – but it’s just we paid good homo dollar to see the amoeba-sized queen at the O2 year before last (so not worth it. Even on the front row with binoculars all we could make out was something that looked like a teeny ball of purple belly-button fluff having an epileptic fit), the highlight of the entire evening being the trip home down the Thames on the river taxi (they have a BAR and everything on there! This, on public transport, which you can pay for using your Oyster! Cheenius).
So, riddle us this, Prince you funny little ‘man’: As gays of whom you don’t approve, yet have pretty much bankrolled your entire career, can we please have our tainted money back?
ps. Rick James also contacted us and wants his mojo back.
The baby Jesus just called and said Prince, you're a cunt.,