So, George Takei off-of the Bridge (not the gay pub in Putney, the Star Trek SS Enterprise control deck panel type thing) is only just civil partnershiped to someone in America and within days of arriving in the Australian jungle (well, a patch of green a short walking distance from luxury hotels, beaches and shopping malls) has his greedy fingers all over the youthful bottom of another contestant.
Before we start thinking whomsoever that other young male ginger redhead contestant might be, let’s have a close-up on the tattoo on the arse jobbie, which reads ‘Protected and loved from above’. Now, we’re all for using protection but we’d like to suggest that he tries being loved from below *pats hair in style of Mae West*.
To find out who it is and to see that bottom close-up, jump the jump…
And it’s Joe Swash. This person. Off-of Eastie Benders.
Big gay George off-of Star Trek gets his humanoid mitts all over some young spunk's back bottom in the jungle. But whose? Of whom? Which person?,