This story is in part about Roland Mouret doing a menswear line, and in part about how we really want to bum Roland Mouret.

Looking a little washed out, ma'am.

Part 1:

Roland Mouret’s doing menswear.

*claps*

Part Deux:

We really want to bum Roland Mouret. He’s Hotty McHot with a side of Owcha Magowcha. And we do like a sprinkling of Gallic, n’est-ce pas. And we’ve been known to rape him with our eyes down Vauxhall way on many an occasion. We’ve also been known to attempt increasingly daring tricks to try and get his attention at certain joints of a gaysexual nature, also on many an occasion. Juggling, cartwheels, painting ourselves entirely in gold and standing really, really still for a long time. Rien.

*finit*

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2 comments to “This story is in part about Roland Mouret doing a menswear line, and in part about how we really want to bum Roland Mouret.”

  1. That was a surreal story.
    But seeing as we’re on the matter, I too would like to bum Roland Mouret.

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  2. Seen him down Horsemeat. Agree, cute as darn cute thing.

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