Roland Mouret’s doing menswear.
We really want to bum Roland Mouret. He’s Hotty McHot with a side of Owcha Magowcha. And we do like a sprinkling of Gallic, n’est-ce pas. And we’ve been known to rape him with our eyes down Vauxhall way on many an occasion. We’ve also been known to attempt increasingly daring tricks to try and get his attention at certain joints of a gaysexual nature, also on many an occasion. Juggling, cartwheels, painting ourselves entirely in gold and standing really, really still for a long time. Rien.