Gissa kiss

Pucker up, bitch

This is football person Cristiano Ronaldo apparently strangling another footballer, whose name escapes us, mainly because we never knew it and are never likely to knowingly make the effort to find out what it is. As we say, he’s going in for a throttle, but we like to think that he is in fact going in for a kiss. A fully-fledged fully-tongued one at that. Mmmm, tastes like chicken.

All this imaginary fun has made us marginally hornay, and considering we have a predominantly orange picture library of Ronaldo toplessness we thought we would remind you why so many people heart this otherwise snot-nosed little gobshite. Over the jump with you…

He's behind yoooooooou....! No really, who is he? Very well done. The day job. Hello! Bum-chums. Maybe. Not topless, s'true. But there is a bulge. Yey. Dolly takes a shower.

 

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6 comments to “Gissa kiss”

  1. No, no and no. I just don’t like and I reckon he’s a total show-er. There’s sooo not going to be much more of that cock when he gets a hard on.

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  2. I still would.

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  3. I have never been more attracted to him than I am right now. I’m so on board with being grabbed by the throat by this hunk of spunk. And maybe, given a back hander.

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  4. it’d be amusing if he just ahd a constant erection, like those women who suffer from constant orgasms . if he did, he certainly would not be a show-er :)
    in reference to the kiss, everyone knows football is the most homo-erotic sport of them all . oh no wait – it’s the most homophobic of them ! oh how i get them confused :\

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  5. ps, yes i know it’s not a real live kiss . and pps, orgasms and or lady wood ** . x

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  6. he’s extremely hawt but his narcissism is a HUGE turn off.

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