Prince William’s cock.

HRH

We were trying to come up with something a little less puerile for that head (ooh, head) but, well, we tired. So this is it… a world first, apparently – the cock of the heir to the throne, in full-functioning order. We have little idea as to how for realz this really is, ’cause we got it from somewhere and they in turn got it from somewhere else, but it’s a water cooler moment all the same, if you have a water cooler; it’s a pop-the-kettle-on,-have-a-crunch-biscuit moment if you have a kettle/crunch biscuit; it’s a pop to the loo with this page on your iPhone if you’re a pig.

Ooh, we just thought of a really good head. ‘The Royal Wee’. *pats self on back*

Anyways, the money-shots, as t’were, are after the break. That’s a Royal Break, to you an’ us… (this will actually reveal itself to be a very punning sentence once you skip le skip)

Don't look at me, I'm shy. Close-up royal willy Pssssssssssssssssssssssss...

This is the ‘somewhere’ we got the pics. Hello.

ps. If you’re Prince William, and really had to take a leak during a polo match, wouldn’t you at least find a non-opaque surface upon which to relieve oneself? Like a tree. ‘Tis for this reason, and this reason alone, we question the authenticity of this front bottom.

pps. Looks like it could be quite hefty.

ppps. Just sayin’.

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7 comments to “Prince William’s cock.”

  1. Why is he wearing football kit? It can’t be real.

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  2. Is that how one holds one’s penis if one is of Royal personage?

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  3. Aren’t penises fascinating.

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  4. whilst this is so delicious it is positivley calorific, and I have gained 10lbs just looking at it, I would much rather have seen Prince Harrys bell end. He has made ginger acceptable. Almost.

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  5. I would like William’s Harry all over my boat.

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  6. Please can this be real

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  7. do you mean non-transparent as opposed to non-opaque? :) x

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