Brian Paddick, Brian Paddick, Brian Paddick, Brian Paddick…

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We just felt like saying his name four times. Oh go on, five… Brian Paddick.

This is he, in AND OUT, of Speedos whilst bathing in I’m A Semi-Famous… Get Me Some Work! And quite dolly Speedos they are, too. Censory type people have censored the schlong shots. Boo, etc. We need that magical machine they used to unswirl the face of that paedophile, and/or Superman.

*puts on ‘To Do’ list*

Frig thine self after the jump…

Splish, splash, taking a bath... Poppa? Back bum. That cock deserves a big gold star... Oh look, another gold star... Okay, enough with the gold stars already! If only water were see-through... Oh.

Oh look, more Brian Paddick-ness. Yumsy.

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11 comments to “Brian Paddick, Brian Paddick, Brian Paddick, Brian Paddick…”

  1. I just find it difficult to ignore the rat-like mouth.

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  2. He’s kinda square bear, isn’t he. Doesn’t jump off the page, as it were. But ridicky sexy.

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  3. He reminds me of a young John Major…

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  4. Why would anyone in their right mind get naked in front of Esther Ranzen. Oh, and the rest of Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of England and the Other Bits.

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  5. I’d bum him hard and long…

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  6. I’d watch myself, ut frankly ITV is too grim to bear. Thank you for providing these valuable insights though, as it saves me from actually needing to tune in.

    (I know no-one ‘tunes in’ anymore, but it’s a nice phrase and we should make it compulsory like it was in ‘tearly days of televisioning)

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  7. Where do we stand on a 50-year-old man jumping around in Speedos? Apart from ‘underneath’, obviously.

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  8. I like the shot of him clawing presumably shit from his arse, live on mainstream telly.

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  9. Where are the pix without the stars? I want to see his GLORY! You’re right about the Speedos, thank gawd they come off. He’s a gorgeous guy and I don’t give a damn if he’s 50. I bet he boffs better than most 20-year-olds.

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  10. He’s ever so boring, though.

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  11. he might be 50 but he’d get it hard

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