My little pony, skinny and bony… and very very small

Nothing like an on-the-toiley read As you are well aware, we are keen on an animal story. We particularly keen on an animal story when all other stories in the days papiers revolve around either some poor sap’s cellulite, the slag-some escapades of I’m a Celebrity contestants or Amy Winehouse’s yo-yoing hospital visits and impending death.

So a nice animal story is just what the doctor doctor joke ordered. And here be it. Little horsey above was born just a week ago and is teeny weeny. She was born in Victoria in Australialand and will only reach 24 inches. *Hee, we said inches. That’s what penises are measured in*

Apparently the mother, Bliss (not of magazine fame), wasn’t due for another four weeks, and the owner got quite a surprise… ‘on Sunday morning I walked outside and called her, and out ran the little foal behind her.’

That must be what Mark Croft off-of Kerry Katona feels like. As with lumpen women on public transport, one can never be sure whether she’s been face down in a KFC Bargain Bucket for a week or is actually with child. Any road or street or path, head past the usual for more pictorials of ickle GG. *squish plural*


Trot on... Neigh Neigh Neighbours...

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4 comments to “My little pony, skinny and bony… and very very small”

  1. There’s a Family Guy episode where a baby drops out of a wheezing fat woman and she shouts to her white trash squeeze, ‘Clancy, you’re right, I was pregnant after all’. That is how I imagine all of Kerry Katona’s births to have been. ‘Maaaaark’!

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  2. I used to play with Sylvanian Families. This horse is like one of those. It is cute. Me likesy.

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  3. Yum yum

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  4. The horse in that Fine Lines publication at the top appears to have a boner. Or is it part of the fencing? I can’t quite tell.

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