Can we just say…

It's inexcusable when laser surgery is so cheap nowadaysHow awful did Nicky Hambleton-Jones look at last night’s British Fashion Awards? Sweets, we know the whole specky thing is your signature look, but there are limits as to how many togs will go with a comedy spectacle. Glasses and a posh frock are like Pink and a posh frock; a big fat ‘mine’s bigger than yours’ no-no.

However, no matter how bad the Sith Ifricin Ten Years Younger presenter looked and now matter how much she riles us and forces all women of a certain age to have that haircut – you know, the feathered look that officially ‘softens the face’ but never knowingly flatters anybody – and has us coughing and spluttering into our carb-free dindins with her ridiculous garb she is a darn site better than Myleene ‘Jack of all trades, master of none’ Klass, who has been touted to replace NHJ (Look, it’s never going to catch on a la SJP so get over it) in the new series.

Cue sad face. With a solitary tear coming down one cheek for added drama.

Anyhoo, lets have a look at some other persons at the British Fashion Awards. Some good, some bad, some down right ugerly…

Erin OC wearing a wonderfully OTT Aunty Viv dress, Stephen Jones hat, Topshop jacket and hardly any make-up. Clever lady.
We heart thee Erin OC

Twiggy, looking younger than her own offspring and showing Fern ‘elasticated waist’ Britton how to do the whole coloured tights thing…

'No! Surely not. Oh that rascal!'

And Pixie Geldoff looking like a twat. Literally.

Takes school 'Muffty Day' to whole new level
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8 comments to “Can we just say…”

  1. Pixie really does look like a twat, literally.
    And I think Erin OC looks wonderful. I always think she looks wonderful, even when she doesn’t.
    And Twiggy’s daughter looks like a frumpy/ier Kate Hudson.

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  2. I hope there’s a sports bra under Pixie’s chainmail…

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  3. Or at least some plasters on the old nips

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  4. Pixie has that look on her face that says she thinks she’s really cute. Silly cunt.

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  5. This can’t be true about Myleene. She gets everywhere. Like a bad smell, or a Russell Brand branded STI.

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  6. As much as I love Erin, I think she looks awful. Sorry :(

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  7. Enough of this Pixie child already. How old is she? 14? Go back to school little girl.

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  8. j’adore twiggy. a true british original. and still workin’ it.

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