Oh dear god.

World of Leather

Let’s see how many lines we can make out of this:

Look at SJP with Sir Trevor McDonald.

Look at SJP with Condoleezza Rice.

Look at SJP with Sinitta.

Look at SJP with that bloke who says, ‘This is CNN’.

Look at SJP with Diana Ross (with or without The Supremes).

Look at SJP with Donatella Versace.

Look at SJP with The Cosby Show.

Look at SJP with a Cheese Wotsit (Cheesy Wotsits? Yum).

Look at SJP with Rusty Lee.

Look at SJP with Floella Benjamin.

Look at SJP with a dark leather brogue.

Look at SJP with a dirty protest.

*nods off*

ps. It’s SJP with Valentino. He needs to start applying with the light on.

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2 comments to “Oh dear god.”

  1. Whenever I see/read anything fake-tan-related, I always think of that scene in Ab Fab where Bitch Nurse comes to Holland Park to tan Eddy. ‘Lift your fat belly, woman!’ etc.
    Oh, laughings.

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  2. Look at SJP with an oompa-loompa .. or a satsuma .

    i mean don’t you know the story? he asked for st. tropez, but they gave him hawaiian sunset :( x

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