This is a photo Private Detective sent us back from Mauritius where we sent him to spy on our best boyfriend Danny Craig, who reckoned he was just going for a few days sun with ‘some friends’.
a). Does that body look like it’s seen any sun? Hmmm?
b). That man has his hand on his hip.
c). He is also wearing shorty shorts.
d). Daniel is wearing his best pulling shorts from when he goes down XXL.
And e). and f).
Be warned, hell hath no fury like a professional crazed fan scorned!