Moose-fest.

Captive audience.

Tatler – a magazine that could never, ever, ever in a month of Sunday brunches down Cecconi’s be accused of nepotism – have three moose-like progeny of famouses on their January cover.

In no particular order but starting from the left and ending in the most moose-like of them all, we have Kimberley Stewart off-of Rod, Leah Wood off-of Ronnie, and Peaches Geldof off-of please put some fucking clothes on before we barf up our morning pain au chocolat.

Oh but to be fair, we’ve had not un-entertaining run-ins with Kimberley, so deux points to her for that. Leah seems, you know, inoffensive-bordering-on-the-quite-pleasant and we’re pretty fond of the parents so we’re willing to make an exception there. Peaches, on the other hand, just has the sort of face you want to punch (in spite of its air-bag-a-likey-ness) and oozes self-entitlement regardless of the fact there is no discernable talent nor point to her existance, of the kind that excites hatred in anyone who isn’t a cunt.

And c) and d).

There endeth today’s lesson.

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6 comments to “Moose-fest.”

  1. “really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree” NOT. Dear GOD she looks like lolitta after being hit by a wheelbarrel full of ugly. The tatoos and horrible eye liner makes her even more “beautiful” I do like her dirty hair. Poster children for contraceptives – warning famous people bred and they had these mutants PLEASE WEAR A CONDOM.

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  2. Can’t we get the Geldof one sent into space, you know, on the grounds of being a total fucking drain on the earth’s resources?

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  3. I want someone to happy slap Peaches and then send the video to Huge Big Frame so that Harry Hill can make some hilariously inappropriate comment about it whilst I’m lining my stomach prior to a Saturday night piss up…

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  4. that one in the middle looks like a man. and not in a good way.

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  5. Erm, no. Just … no. The one in the middle looks like my Great Aunt Matilda.

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  6. OMG! According to Wikipedia, that Leah Wood is five years younger than *me*. Crikey … that must be shit photography or someone’s playing silly buggers with the Photoshop.

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