The skinny jean: Its purpose in life - other than to show off lovely long Lindas and tuck inside a dirty black boot apropos this winter’s look - is to show off knobbage.
Hello. We love a skinny jean, don’t you? And no, not on everyone. A recent survey called walking down Shaftesbury Avenue, through Soho and ulitimately ending on the cankle-pit of London known as Oxford Street, revealed that a good 72% of those who wear a skinny jean really oughtn’t. Sohelpthemgod.
And re:-ing our skinny jean in black boots comment - we’d just like to point out we were doing the Ray Petri thing a good three years ago when it was merely retro and not bandwagon (indeed some people in and/or around this orifice were doing the Ray Petri thing when Ray Petri was doing the Ray Petri thing). Sohelpusgod.
As for the skinny jean with VPL - that is what is known in the business of showing off as ‘a good thing’. Is this also a good thing? Hmmmmn?
In a word, whyyesitis.
Fantasticsmag also agrees. Which spookily is from whence these pics were pilfered. Hooray.
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- This month’s Attitude, in three covers.
- Gerard Butler, take those ridiculous shorts off immediately!
- A fine example of why underwear models should keep their mouths shut. When it comes to talking, that is.
- Saturation point? Now we’re drowning in Dannii…
- This is the guy playing Boy George in a new bio pic. So they’re going for realism
But sometimes the skinny jean is so tight that is squishes the flacid penis flat, much like a pancake. Or a vagina.
Ewww!!! The evil word!