b. The hair is not so much Pat Sharpe mullet as Keira Knightley’s fire hazard barnet in The Duchess and we all know how that ended (it went up in smoke for those of you clever enough not to go and see the overly long poor excuse for a biopic. Dominic Cooper, you are very pretty but please, do give up the day job).
trios. A general lumpen-ness, which one can not deny Women of a Certain Age (we capitalised it in case you didn’t understand it’s a reference to the song. That Tina sang. We’re good.), so there. Stop bitching.
And c. and d.
Thankings. You can leave now. And close the door on your way out. There ain’t ‘arf a draft whistlin’ through there guvnor.