‘We love you Tranny, we do; we love you Tranny, we do; we love you Tranny, we do; Ooooh, Traaaaa-nny, we, love, you!’

Child-bearing hair.

Oh Tranny Banks… mad as every one of her 73 boxes of hair and a mere departmental meeting away from being a course at the London School of Economics, and today celebrating 35 years on Santa’s dolly earth. Which in Tranny years is 179.

Just take a look at Tranny up there, all 179 years of her, with her phony-pony and child-bearing thighs, workin’ the same old look she’s been doin’ since she was knee-high to Miss Jay’s kitten heel. Dunnit just, you know… *punches heart, lightly* 

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrappy birthday, ma’am.

*bows*

And in celebration of your inexplicably low birthday number, we’d like to watch you coming out of a bag on that poor bitch again. (You can) never (have) too much (of a good thing), as Dame Lady Vandross used to say…

 

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2 comments to “‘We love you Tranny, we do; we love you Tranny, we do; we love you Tranny, we do; Ooooh, Traaaaa-nny, we, love, you!’”

  1. Oh Tranny, 35 years old my arse.

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  2. that video is so unpleasant . :( . but i do revel in it yes .

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