Women of a certain age… wish they looked as good as Madonna.

Ooh, snatch.

a) The people ragging on Madonna thing. She looks fucking amazing. So sssssh already.

b) We’ve been singing that ‘Women of a certain age’ thing off-of Tina Turner all week (as well as, curiously, ‘January, February’ by Barbara Dickson. Okay not that curiously ’cause we interviewed her yesterday (delightful, btw) and now we can’t get it out of our heads. The other song that is also crack cocaine in our noggins right now is ‘It’s Begginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas’.

c) Talking of ragging on Madonna. Just one thing, treacle. This rumour we’ve been hearing of you buying a two up, two down in NYC with that Dino-Rod person you’re apparently bumming (side-bar; TOTALLY don’t get it. He’s a fat person screaming to get out – okay, already out – with questionable opinions apropos the gays. But then we do know you have a habit of marrying homophobes. Though Sean’s currently redeeming himself with Milk etc.)… take a leaf out of, well, your book – don’t marry them/shack up with them, just fuck ’em. That little snippet of advice is still ringing in Sir Paul McCartney’s ear…

4) These pics are from the new Madonna-cum-Louis Vuitton campaign we mentioned a coupla moons ago. In a word, freaking j’adore.

Cinq) Ooh, another…

Bag lady.

 

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8 comments to “Women of a certain age… wish they looked as good as Madonna.”

  1. Oh, love them. And well done on your snippet of advice to Madonna. If she’s reading this (terribly likely, of course) I would like to second that.

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  2. She really does look amazing. I don’t get haters. I’m spreading the OGL love as we speak.

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  3. She is an icon. Never change Madge!

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  4. Oh christ. DOn’t talk to me about it’sbeginningtolookalotlikefuckingchristmas! ARGH. I was whistling it for 2 hours last night.

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  5. I want to kill myself.

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  6. ^^ Chandler?

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  7. Were those shots taken in Pastis?

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  8. Sir Paul had a bad one legged date. Lady Madge has three legged dates that get 10% of their income tithed by the Kaballah center.
    The shoes are as bad as the ones made out of guns. She looks great and still puts on a good show. That’s all that should matter.

    Really would much rather read about the great Barbara Dickson. Do we have to wait to read you interview until…….
    January, February? Speaking of that song wouldn’t it be a good tune for Madge or Sir Paul ( a duet?!)….look at the first lines….
    You just say the things you want to hear
    And like a fool I believed everything was clear
    But now I feel so different
    I don’t know what to say
    The things I thought important are just another day
    And you and I are miles and miles apart
    You got me on the road
    To one more broken heart

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