How Gullible Do You Think We Are? #8272482732934721965098235

A-Rod in vaguely attractive shock.

Hello.

Imagine the scene:

Reporter from People magazine, to Dyno-Rod A-Rod: ‘Are you dating Madonna?’

Dyno-Rod A-Rod: ‘We’re friends – that’s it.’

me-me-me: And we’re an ovum.

*ends*

S’funny, really, when only a couple a months ago Madonna was saying that her marriage to Guy wasn’t in trouble. Happy as Larry, she said. Fan-dabby-dozy. Nowt wrong. Fucking great. Etc.

S’also funny, really, that in this enlightened age anyone from that side of the fence believes anyone on the other side of the fence believes a fucking word they say.

Just a thought.

Another thought – did anyone see the Panorama on Karen Matthews last night? We’re offish obsessed. We’ve even had an idea for a best-selling novel. Nothing to do with Karen/Shannon Matthews, we’ve just had an idea for a best-selling novel.

ps. Talking of ovums… (ps. This one’s got Spanish subtitles. We’ve learnt a lot in the last four minutes and eight seconds)

 

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2 comments to “How Gullible Do You Think We Are? #8272482732934721965098235”

  1. Karen Matthews – taking compensation culcha to a new low. It was bound to happen though.

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  2. CLIK CLIK CLIK

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