Imagine the scene:
Reporter from People magazine, to
Dyno-Rod A-Rod: ‘Are you dating Madonna?’ Dyno-Rod A-Rod: ‘We’re friends – that’s it.’
me-me-me: And we’re an ovum.
S’funny, really, when only a couple a months ago Madonna was saying that her marriage to Guy wasn’t in trouble. Happy as Larry, she said. Fan-dabby-dozy. Nowt wrong. Fucking great. Etc.
S’also funny, really, that in this enlightened age anyone from that side of the fence believes anyone on the other side of the fence believes a fucking word they say.
Just a thought.
Another thought – did anyone see the Panorama on Karen Matthews last night? We’re offish obsessed. We’ve even had an idea for a best-selling novel. Nothing to do with Karen/Shannon Matthews, we’ve just had an idea for a best-selling novel.
ps. Talking of ovums… (ps. This one’s got Spanish subtitles. We’ve learnt a lot in the last four minutes and eight seconds)