Tom Thumb does a Cary Grant (in an entirely non-gayer way *a-hem*)

Still utterly unattractiveSo Scientology type Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise has taken time out of his cosy matchbox to do a 1940s style photoshoot for the New York Times style magazine. That is the result. Up there. Noice? Well it is Tom Cruise after all, so probably no.

Katie Holmes also had some photies taken. We hear she was forced to. Good old Source strikes again.

Tom, who is commonly known to close his eyes and think of John Travolta when shagging Katie from behind, is promoting new film Valkyrie, where he plays a one eyed American soldier who’s planning to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Erm, we know he wasn’t successful so our reason to see the film would be..?

Anyway, to see Kateorama’s pictorials head past the jump if the fancy takes you. Personally we think she looks better than he, but your thoughts and rants, as always, are welcome…

Under the (Tom) Thumb
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3 comments to “Tom Thumb does a Cary Grant (in an entirely non-gayer way *a-hem*)”

  1. He is as gay as the day is long.

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  2. Bleurgh. He is still awful. No amount of high contrast black and white will change that. Closeted vile pig.

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  3. Nicer lashes anyhoo.

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