Wash off that Cool Water nonsense, then we can bum…

Close your mouth. We are not a fish.

Apparently, ’tis the season to pop to Boots and buy any old shit for nameless relatives (we actually forget half their names. Why wouldn’t we?), up to and including Cool Water by Davidoff in a cheery boxset with matching shower gel which just, in our minds, smells of 15-year-old boys and/or the staff in Burton’s menswear.

Which leads us neatly to Josh Holloway Road, here seen in wet jeans getting all frisky in the sea. It’s for the new Cool Water (Davidoff) ad. In which they’ve broken with tradition and got Josh to take his top off and cavort with waves. We don’t mind. It’s what waves were made for.

In fact, would you like to see more of Josh Holloway Road in wet jeans, in the wet sea, wet? Brrrrrrrr, etc. Ooh but ps. there’s one shot of him with a silver fox in Speedos. Excitement? We think so.

Let's get you out of those wet clothes... We're not even going to mention the dodgy tattoo. Er, hello?

Pics via JustJared. Hello.

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10 comments to “Wash off that Cool Water nonsense, then we can bum…”

  1. So close to lumpeness…

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  2. I was thinking that Clueless… Still would, over and over, but I’d resist doing that reaching from behind thing, lest I squeeze something that ruins the moment…

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  3. I wonder how trim you two are!

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  4. Oh I’m very trim. I may have even had a wanker moment on Saturday night showing off my six-pack. It is quite new, though, Lois, so you must excuse my getting giddy. I’ll get over it. I’ll probably also lose it within the week.

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  5. Well, champers, just forget about breathing out and shade any flab with 5 & 9 for a similar effect to a six pack when the week’s up

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  6. Duly noted Lois!

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  7. I had a wanker moment on Saturday, too, but it had nothing to do with having a six pack.

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  8. I’m using my imagination, but a few prompts might help, Pilar…

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  9. Silver FOX! More Silver Fox please.

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  10. Silver fox has long nipples and Joshy baby is a whisker away from having an inch pinch

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