Finally, the photographic evidence that the world has been waiting for…

'Strewth! You've grown, cobber'See that above? It is pictorial proof that Kylie Minogue is literally (said in the proper sense, not the overused ra-ra upper-middles sense, which rarely ever means literally) the same size as an 11 year-old girl. Tee and/or hee.

The professional Aussie who is not so much ‘pint’ sized as ‘Sylvanian Family thimble’ sized met up with this normal sized 11 year-old girl at the launch of her new fragrance. Kylie’s, not the girl’s. The girl claims to be Kylie’s biggest fan. We think she means literally. In the proper sense, obv. She doesn’t however, have the most vile tattoo you’ve ever seen in all your waking days (we blame the parents). This person does…

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3 comments to “Finally, the photographic evidence that the world has been waiting for…”

  1. Does that tattoo belong to Shannon Matthews?

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  2. Mental, but in some ways enviable.

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  3. The tat probably belongs to Kylie

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