Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s… oh no, wrong one.

Lezzer chic.

Ellen Degeneres off-of Ellen’s a Cover Girl! Sorry, Cover Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl (with a rhotic ‘r’. OoooOOOoooh, rhotic).

She’s the face of CoverGirl and Olay’s new gunk, ‘Simply Ageless Foundation’, exploding the myth in one fail pay cheque that lesbians don’t give a lady garden about slap. As in make-up. We’ve been slapped by lesbians on many an occasion.

‘I’m thrilled to be a CoverGirl,’ quoth the Ell. ‘I’ve been practicing in my bathroom mirror for years… Now, finally, you’ll all be able to see it.’

Hooray!

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4 comments to “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s… oh no, wrong one.”

  1. Go lezzer go!
    J’adore Ellen.

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  2. Ooh, ‘rhotic’. Takes me back to the days of Trudgill and dialects.

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  3. Lezzers age well. In that they always look 62.

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  4. [*chuckles aloud @ Tom*]

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