Oh who knew? Religious types are getting their crotchless panties in a twist over Madonna… again

Ooh, hold that thoughtIt’s nice to know that while OGL may be 107 or something, she is still upsetting people who treat fiction as reality. In the developed world, people who do that are usually hospitalised and introduced to the so-in-right-now straight jacket, but put the ‘r’ word into the equation (that’s ‘religion’ people – drink your double shot capp and keep up) then it becomes a universal truth which millions of people must follow, adore and sing high pitched songs about.

So this latest ‘Madonna is actually the devil’ story comes from a retired Cardinal in Chile who claims that the lady causes ‘impure thoughts’. And impure thoughts lead to what now? Devastation? Destruction? Death? No, impure thoughts might lead to a wank, followed by an entire packet of Haribo Starmix. The problem being..?

Now for why this sudden announcement of Madonna’s ‘impure thoughtery’? Well she’s performing two concerts in Santiago – to 60,000 people each night fyi. (See, we do research too) – and of course whenever Madgeness hits South America, someone somewhere in some church of some shanty town whose most powerful resident may or may not be a donkey will complain about her sacrilegious antics. So there. Bored of this religious tripe already? We know we are… Although Christmas we approve of. Tis fun and drunken and fun drunken.

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4 comments to “Oh who knew? Religious types are getting their crotchless panties in a twist over Madonna… again”

  1. Ooh ooh ooh, impure thoughts, hold on one minute, nearly there, impure thoughts, yes, nearly, almost, yes, ahhhh, there it goes. Thanks Madonna… Couldn’t have done it without you.

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  2. FIRST OF ALL, IN ARGENTINA SHE HAD NO COMPLAINTS FROM THE CHURCH OR ANY OF ITS MEMBERS. THE SAME HAPPENED IN BRAZIL. SECOND, THE SAME CHILEAN BASTARD THAT SAID SHE CAUSES ‘IMPURE THOUGHTS’ WAS CONDUCTING MASS FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF EX-DICTATOR AND MURDERER AUGUSTO PINOCHET. SO THERE YOU HAVE THE CHILEAN CHURCH, HONOURING ITS HEROES AND PUNISHING ITS MEMBERS FOR ATTENDING MADGE’S SHOW. (WHICH BY THE WAY I SAW A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO IN BUENOS AIRES AND ROCKEDDDDDDDD)

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