So this latest ‘Madonna is actually the devil’ story comes from a retired Cardinal in Chile who claims that the lady causes ‘impure thoughts’. And impure thoughts lead to what now? Devastation? Destruction? Death? No, impure thoughts might lead to a wank, followed by an entire packet of Haribo Starmix. The problem being..?
Now for why this sudden announcement of Madonna’s ‘impure thoughtery’? Well she’s performing two concerts in Santiago – to 60,000 people each night fyi. (See, we do research too) – and of course whenever Madgeness hits South America, someone somewhere in some church of some shanty town whose most powerful resident may or may not be a donkey will complain about her sacrilegious antics. So there. Bored of this religious tripe already? We know we are… Although Christmas we approve of. Tis fun and drunken and fun drunken.