We took one look at this photo and knew it had to be connected to the Shannon Matthews story

So Northern, it evidently hurtsYou know who we mean, right? Shannon Matthews, the little council girl whose dirty asbo family kidnapped her, tied her up and ate some bargain bucket chicken necks. Well we saw this imploding northern face and knew that he was involved. Turns out he was the actual kidnapper, and the noos is he’s been beaten up in prison… again. We don’t know if that will have improved the facial situation. It certainly can’t have done any harm can it?

The unpretty picture is c/o The Sun, who refer to said man as a ‘bug-eyed weirdo’. Sometimes we really heart those tabloids.

The end.

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7 comments to “We took one look at this photo and knew it had to be connected to the Shannon Matthews story”

  1. Looks as if he’s had his teeth knocked out for velvety-smooth prison blowjobs. Or am I wrong?

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  2. little toofless owl face say “shit . “

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  3. Hahahaha. And haha. And ha.

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  4. Whose hair is he wearing?

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  5. that’s not a he. that’s the mother!

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  6. Does this person have any teeth?

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  7. Well I thought it was going to be something to do with Slade’s Dave Hill.

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