Robert Pattinson: what is all the fuss about?

Yay or nay?Well, actually, he’s hot, he plays a blood sucking leather pants wearing vampire in Twilight and is about to play big old twiddly moustached gayer Salvador Dali in Little Ashes, officially a biopic about ‘the life and loves’ of the actively partaking in acts of a homosexual nature artist.

Since he played Cedric Someone in Gary Harry Potter, kiddiwinks have been flocking to see him in anything and everything. He’s like a more attractive, less plucked to within an inch of his life, thoroughly more bummable version of Zac Efron. Actually, he doesn’t sing or dance or sport a tangerine tan so maybe not.

We can’t quite make our minds up if he’s going to be next year’s big thing or not. He’s potentially a little too ra-ra public school ragamuffin for our taste, but then again, been there, done that, and s’never disappointed. Anyway, there’s more pictorial evidence of his fine self past the jump. *Adopts Geordie off-of Big Brother’s voice*, you decide.

Nasty habit *slaps wrist*


Nice rosy cheeks

And we all know how he got that 'tache to stay like that Maybe the eyebrows could do with a bit of Efron-ing?

*Secretly looks forward to Little Ashes, even though it looks shit.*

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4 comments to “Robert Pattinson: what is all the fuss about?”

  1. The eyebrows freak me out. Though I did see a trailer for the vampire thing over the weekend, and I must say it looked very exciting. And I kind of like a superpower in a person, vampire or otherwise.

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  2. He’s getting better as he gets older me thinks. And Little Ashes stars Javier Bardem of delicious Spanish, so can’t be too bad.

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  3. I’d do him. But then I’d do Tom Parker-Bowles, so who am I to comment?

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  4. Bad Robert for smoking, and bad Me Me Me for showing it.

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