We’ve kind of written this piece in the title, so won’t bore you with trivialities. Though, did you know, a friend of ours bummed another friend of ours and it’s all gonna blow up in their faces real soon. True story. You can use it at dinner parties and everything if you like.
So this is our boyfriend David Gandy, impressing the ladies and the gennels by lifting tyres and small children and looking through toilet walls with his x-ray vision and wearing lycra like a pro, for US Vogue. The female lady’s Carolyn Murphy, a supermodelette. The child’s small. And the photographer’s Mario Testino.
Open brackets oooh, inny ‘an’some close brackets.
There’s more after the break… *takes off spectacles; is a completely different person*