Apparently, this man has a really big schlong.

Oh, Tom...!

Thought you’d like that…

So, this man, a man we’ve never heard of but is called Thomas Jane (Jane! Laughings) has deep withinside his dirty little kecks a massive wanger of a wang.

*checks press release*

Oh, that’s not strictly true. Well it may be true – who are we to say? Or care? – what’s really going on is that Thomas Jane is an actor and his new turn is as a gennelman with a lumpen ole ding-dong.

It’s called Hung, it’s an HBO jobbie (natch), and it’s about a high school basketball coach who’s a bit miffed with life, so decides to use what the baby Jesus gave him to improve things. How that may be, only the Pope could imagine.

Hung is being made by the same ladies behind The Riches – which we only saw a couple of eps of but thought it was rather good and we do j’adore Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver off-of jaw – and Source reckons it may be watchable.

Here’s a quote:

‘It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what’s happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them.’

Jeesh, they always have to bring God into it. Leave the girl alone.

And now let’s look at more pictures of Thomas ‘I’ve got a girl’s surname’ Jane. Who we’d bum like that *snaps fingers*

Moodsville. Cum on my face eyes.

*has a white wee*

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5 comments to “Apparently, this man has a really big schlong.”

  1. Oh hello.

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  2. Oooh, who cares if he has or hasn’t, those pics and starring in that role, you only have to believe!

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  3. screw waht god gave him i wonder waht god gave god . i bet its all little and rubbish, hence you know .. plagues and smitings and shit .. rage issues .. penis envy . OF THOMAS JANE !

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  4. I might love this man.

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  5. That’s a manly man if ever a manly man there was.

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