Red just isn’t your colour Robert. Please remove offending garment…

Yes pleaseIn the continuation of today’s chest fest *notices that rhymes… has a little dance* we thought we would bring you this pictorial evidence of why Robert Pattinson is rightly the man of the homo’.

Yes, just the other day we were discussing the merits of this young chap and quite frankly we think this excitement photo might need to go on that list.

Ok, so we’re enjoying the body, enjoying the panty, enjoying the treasure trail, even enjoying the granny chic retro-tastic curtains. We’re slightly concerned about the grubby nature of the floor, but it still wouldn’t stop us getting down and dirty (even dirtier) on it with Mr. Pattinson, who you just know slash hope would be pure filth.

*Has a festive off-white wee*

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3 comments to “Red just isn’t your colour Robert. Please remove offending garment…”

  1. But then we get to the eyebrows…

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  2. But we wouldn’t want them Efroned now would we?

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  3. What made it off-white, I must wonder? Some nasty infection you picked up down the docks?

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