All together now… ‘Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!’

Hey fatty boom boom

Wasn’t that fun?

Now, apart from the fact that Claire from Steps has cleavage in her thighs in this picture, this story is actually a heart-warming one. And just in time for Christmas, when ourselves and I will be eating like Oprah then bulimia-ing like Diana, just in time to get into our LBDs come New Year’s. (Come *giggles*).

So, the story goes like this. Claire from Steps – who is lovely-jubbly by the way, though not as nice as Faye from Steps who is lovely-bubbly-jubbly-cubbly-nubbly – got a bit fat.

Then she lost it all again via the magical medium of a fitness DVD out just in time for the annual ‘lose some weight you fat trout’ rush apres Christmas! Hurrah!

Claire off-of Steps’s fitness DVD is called ‘Claire Richards: 5 Step Fat Attack’.

Well, do you?

And this is what Claire off-of Steps looks like after doing her very own ‘5 Steps Fat Attack’.

All together now… ‘Who lost all the fat? Who lost all the fat? Claire from Steps, Claire from Steps, you lost all the fat!’

Oooh, lady.
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3 comments to “All together now… ‘Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!’”

  1. I’ll be buying this come the new year.

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  2. Very thin hair.

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  3. I wouldn’t have recognised her in the ‘fat/before’ photo. And that ‘after’ photo just isn’t cute — she looks like the offspring of Jerry Hall & a moose. But it’s just one bad photo …

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