Peaches Geldof – who always has an air of sausage about her – is to design her own range of clothes for PPQ.
Peaches Geldof – who has got to where she is today on talent and talent alone, and if anyone says anything different then they’re just right. Right, we tell you, RIGHT! – will, it is hoped, give Kate Moss a run for her money in the ‘celeb does High Street range’ stakes.
That’s Peaches Geldof – ‘journalist’, ‘model’, ‘DJ’, ‘designer’ and trout (note the use of inverted commas. It’s all very grammar) – up there, in our Heat-style-y circle of shame.
And ooh, howsabout a quote to go with this, from PPQ them very selves…?
‘Peaches gets a lot of bad press but that’s just because if she doesn’t think someone is cool, she won’t make the effort or give them any time.’
Which roughly translates as, ‘she’s a cunt’.
*looks at Peaches face again; little bit of sick appears in mouth*