Now you too can look like a trout!

:-(

Peaches Geldof – who always has an air of sausage about her – is to design her own range of clothes for PPQ.

Peaches Geldof – who has got to where she is today on talent and talent alone, and if anyone says anything different then they’re just right. Right, we tell you, RIGHT! – will, it is hoped, give Kate Moss a run for her money in the ‘celeb does High Street range’ stakes.

That’s Peaches Geldof – ‘journalist’, ‘model’, ‘DJ’, ‘designer’ and trout (note the use of inverted commas. It’s all very grammar) – up there, in our Heat-style-y circle of shame.

And ooh, howsabout a quote to go with this, from PPQ them very selves…?

‘Peaches gets a lot of bad press but that’s just because if she doesn’t think someone is cool, she won’t make the effort or give them any time.’

Which roughly translates as, ‘she’s a cunt’.

*looks at Peaches face again; little bit of sick appears in mouth*

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6 comments to “Now you too can look like a trout!”

  1. Dirty bitch.

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  2. What would possess anyone to want to dress like her? Not even for charidee or to save the life of a dear friend or pet.

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  3. Vile, vile and vile again. Silly little sausage girl…

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  4. Oh well… give her a year or so… something’s bound to happen.

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  5. Oh I can’t wait. Can’t something happen to her now – surely there is a lift shaft she could fall down?

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  6. No only does she have all the bad qualities of both father and mother, she’s actually a larger version of that lady what had a baby which didn’t have the breast cancer gene: Peaches is all of the genes you don’t want in your next newborn all in one c-sized package.

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