We’ve long berated her, well, appearance to be honest: a supermodel should look a bit more special than just the tall girl from the estate with dodgy hair that needs a bit of toner through it.
She also has no taste (Dr. Martens? House of Holland? Ripping off Auntie Viv) and seems like a bit of a twat: can we talk about the ‘rock career’?
But that’s all as nothing to wearing a full-length fur coat while out walking her beloved pet doggies. ‘Just connect’ as a famous homosexualist writer once said.