Not specky four-eyes, that’s photographer Terry Richardson, and we know all about his penis. But do you think Barack Obama, leader of the free world, has a big one? Because actor Alan Cumming does.
‘I’d like to see Obama naked,’ said Mr. Cumming, who is Scottish, at a party last night.
For why? ‘I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises.’ Sounds feasable, though Hitler did only have one ball and he was pretty good at bossing people around.
‘I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size. So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. Well, just look at him. Just the way he’s so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself.’ Tell us what you think, readers. Not on a premium rate text line, GMTV-style, but in our comments box below. Oh, he’s not finished. Sorry for the interruption.
‘Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.’ Now, that’s the kind of evidence we’re looking for. Let’s all get our cocks out in the name of research!
As for Terry’s nice one… Jump the jump if you don’t believe us… (more…)