Sporting what is professionally known as a ‘choppy bob’ – a style known to flatter the kind of jaw line that Bruce Forsyth has been milking (probably literally) for God only knows how long – eldest Geldof spawn
Apples Pears Peaches just doesn’t suit.
Oh, and while we’re on the soap box that we’ve dusted off with some of mumsy’s Pledge for the new year, honey if you don’t want to be in the public eye any more, don’t agree to a 20-page spread in Hello! magazine and reveal you’ve relocated to New York for some privacy. *Coughs* Yes, that is New York City. The quiet little town nobody has ever heard of and paps never ever visit. Oh jog on love. Jog on.