He’s a model of the male and super-duper variety, he’s off-of e-Spain, and we’ve seen his willy. And he’s called Andres Velencoso Segura. The full front bottom shot’s in an old Arena Homme+ which is at home somewhere. In fact, we probably chucked it away during an OCD moment, but these are two shots from said same shoot in said same magazine, in which there are two partial shots du knobbage. The racier one’s after the jump. That’s a technique to get you to click your mini-mouse, that is, in order to earn us MILLIONS OF POUNDS.
NB. No idea who ‘Lucia’ is.
NB x 2. Expect Kylie and Andres to go public in, ooh, two days. And if they don’t, don’t blame us. Love’s a fickle business. *tries to remember boyfriend’s name*
*goes to have white wee; changes mind owing to the lady hair*
Why would any half-decent Euro want to shag that old skank. Honest!
She does tend to go for a Euro model, innit? One with a hairy body that he’s always getting out. She must look rough up close by now, mustn’t it?
Lucia is me. I’m Lucia.
I think she gets good blokes because she is so freakishly small she makes their knobs look bigger and they like that. So let’s assume any man she goes out with from now on has small knob syndrome and just likes those tiny hands/lips/lips2 around it to make it look ma-hoo-ssive.
Lips2, Diana Might?! Hahahahahahaha. And ha.
I did laugh at the first pic. :-) Mind you, I’d like to touch on his bare body inappropriately ….
I do recall reading somewhere ages ago on another blog that “Lucia” is his late mother, so that’s who the tattage is dedicated to. I may be wrong, but that’s what I remember.
there is full frontal pics doing the rounds from the same shoot.. and he doesnt need petite kylie to make his uncut knob look huge!!!!!!! :o) Lucky Kyles!!!!
Yeah, we know. me me me said it in the piece… they’ve got the offending (!) item at home somewhere apparently.
I’ve had my fill of e-Spanish ladies, thank you…
Just googled it again. Its some piece alright! plenty bush too!
Google “Andres Velencoso Segura naked” … he has a lovely knob!
kylie is beautifull i can see he has tase for a lady. not a little girl who knows nothiing. and why not go for kylie is it because she blonde. and she is not old .she is only 40 life is not just for teenagers and 20 year olds.