He’s a model of the male and super-duper variety, he’s off-of e-Spain, and we’ve seen his willy. And he’s called Andres Velencoso Segura. The full front bottom shot’s in an old Arena Homme+ which is at home somewhere. In fact, we probably chucked it away during an OCD moment, but these are two shots from said same shoot in said same magazine, in which there are two partial shots du knobbage. The racier one’s after the jump. That’s a technique to get you to click your mini-mouse, that is, in order to earn us MILLIONS OF POUNDS.
NB. No idea who ‘Lucia’ is.
NB x 2. Expect Kylie and Andres to go public in, ooh, two days. And if they don’t, don’t blame us. Love’s a fickle business. *tries to remember boyfriend’s name*
*goes to have white wee; changes mind owing to the lady hair*
Kylie Minogue is bumming this hair. Sorry, man.,