Honey, can we talk…
Not about last night’s squish squish sadness documentary Surviving Gazza - about Paul Gascoigne of football related weeping and drinking slightly too many alcoholic beverages fame. Not about his wife Sheryl’s cartoon comedy perma-surprised eyebrows. Not about how we couldn’t quite take anything Bianca Gascoigne whined seriously. Not about the baby gay aka Regan Gascoigne off-of real-live Gascoigne sperm. But let’s discuss (or simply look at) how hot Gazza step-son Mason is. Witness exhibit A above and various other exhibits overleaf. You know what to do - over the jumpy with you.
All this white-weeing material comes c/o these kindly folk. We’re glad to see some people out there are as perve-tastic as our fine selves.
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- Dave Salmoni, dolly bear.
- Ash. Ton. Kut. Cher.
- If looks could kill. Or at least give that cunty face a slap.
- Now, do you have ten minutes to see GaGa and Beyonce’s lez-sploitation movie? Trust us, it is laugh-out-loud funny. We even had to put down a cigarette
- Sharleen. Your questions popped deep withinside of her. Part the first.
Er, no.
Yes, yes and more yes.
Just looks like an average looking boy to me. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
During Mason’s struggles, I would be more than happy to give him a shoulder to do anything on. It was the way he smoked his lambert and bulter fags that got me going. Chav-tastic.
Gazza was quite nice looking in his day. It’s just now that he looks like a raddled old ball sack. Let that be a sobering warning to us all!
Seriously, am I totally missing something here? He’s a nice looking kid, as my mother would say, but let’s not go overboard.
If you’re into chav - then it’s a yes all the way. If you are not - maybe he’s not your cup of Lady Grey. Personally I’d do it once, twice, three times a hot young boy.
My dream is thus: he wears his Umbro shorts while I wear his Red Stripe-soaked breath on the back of my neck.
He’s alright, I suppose. If you’re into ‘deeply ordinary’.
He would be an end-of-nighter for me, if the one I really fancied went AWOL….
Nice image you created there Pilar. Can I join in?