It takes a lot to excite the Fag Hag these days (although some impromptu up-the-butt is always a start) but there’s one thing guaranteed to put a smile on her face and that, my darlings, is a bit of Stevie.
No not Wonder or Segal – I’m talking Sondheim. He’s queer, he’s here (well a hop, skip and a jump away in NY), and he’s a goddam genius so get used to it.
So imagine my delight when a friend managed to get his calloused little media paws on some golden tickets for A Little Night Music this very eve. ‘It’s on at the Chocolate Factory,’ he said. (Why this is getting more Willy Wonka by the minute.) So I’m off for a good old burst of ‘Send in the Clowns’ my darlings and let’s face it: it don’t get any more Fag Hag than that.