Just one question: Who is that little black lady driving Cristiano Ronaldo’s smashed up Bentley?

Driving Miss Daisy?

Oh, it is Cristiano Ronaldo. Who knew the 23 years-of-old footballing type could actually transcend race by sunbathing so much? He’s sort of got a Michael Jackson-in-reverse thing going on. Except we all know that MJ has a disease or something. We think it’s called Surgerycalis Obsessivus.

Any ‘rora borealis, here’s some more pictorials of Mr. Ronaldo just how we like him. Yep, sans clothing. Ahh, j’adoreth…
Go on, show us your white bits...


Oh hello down there, who are you? Ooh, back of the net, baby... Why the strapped wrist? See previous picture...

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One comment to “Just one question: Who is that little black lady driving Cristiano Ronaldo’s smashed up Bentley?”

  1. Look at the tan line in the first picture. I reckon he’s actually a very pasty ginge.

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