Oi, Gary, we can see up your pyaaaaaaaan-ties…!

Don't look, kids.

Gary Lineker used to kick a ball for a living. Now he talks about other people who kick balls for a living, for a living. We also hold our hands up in a ‘you got us, guvnor!’ kind of way and profess to a little fanny tingle (British and American interpretation) apropos of the Gary Lineker off-of balls. He’s one of those gennelmen who has grown into his ears, and has a frisson of the silver fox about him. And behold in this picture, we can almost see his balls. It’s balls, balls, balls round here. Balls. Balls balls. Balls.

Balls.

News flash: We’ve just done a straw-cum-balls poll in the orifice, and 9 out of 10 reckon he shaves. It’s a foregone, mostly ’cause he’s sans hair everywhere else except on the head, and therefore we think it’d be a sorry, Russ Abbot 80’s hair effect going on down there, therefore making it wise.

And here’s a picture of topless Gary without a lady’s pone obscuring the face…

*thinks thinks thinks* Life's a beach! *hangs head in shame*
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3 comments to “Oi, Gary, we can see up your pyaaaaaaaan-ties…!”

  1. Hmm, noice. Even though you suspect he’d be a bit conservative in the old boudoire.

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  2. Have you seen his brother and nephew? They were on some Ibiza reality show on Living (yes I’ll watch anything) and they were both RIDICULOUSLY fit.

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  3. Oh yes, I have seen the brother. And he’s jail bait, which just adds a WHOLE other dimension. Maybe I should have capitalised the OTHER in that sentence.

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