Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, sitting on a jet ski, B, U, M, M, I, N, G…

Look, Mum, I did a shit!

Dun’t Simon Cowell like something between his legs-rhetorical-question?

So this, ladies, gennelmen and undecided, is those dollies of the airwaves Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest bobbing about on the wet water like proper old bum-chums. Mmmm, chums.

They’re on holiday somewhere.

And this, ladies and gennelmen and gentle ladies, is a picture of Ryan Seacrest without his blouse on, looking like what can only be described as fatty-bum-bum. Wordsworth up, Ryan – chewing the end of your designer bi-focals and doing your mirror face won’t detract from the fact you ate all the pies, and everyone else’s too…

Is that my life buoy?

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4 comments to “Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, sitting on a jet ski, B, U, M, M, I, N, G…”

  1. Oh deary, belly.

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  2. dude…

    time to hit the gym

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  3. I LOVE YOU RYAN!!

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  4. Ryan, get political and come out of the closet.

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