Debateth this…

A fork tongued devil, or a Hotty McHotForget the total and utter rhetorical (and yawnsome) question that involves Tom ’thumb’ Cruise being gay, and let us discuss whether or not Mr. Holiest of Holies is hot?

Watching the ridiculousness that is Top Gun on ITV2 a few moons ago, we were not fans of the large conked (we said ‘conk’) little rug rat that TC was. The tan, the hair, the one large front tooth, the oh-so-lumpen body crying out from within. It was all too much for us and we decided there and then that we were not fans, or fannies for that matter.

But now, ignoring demon picture above which we just thought we’d include for humourous purposes – this is supposed to be a place of amusement, see? – we’d like to discuss, Tom Cruise, to bum or not to bum? Has he grown into his nose slash face? Or is he still as oikey and smug and vile as ever? Do tell…

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5 comments to “Debateth this…”

  1. I hate to say it, but I probably would. More for the story, naturally, and logistically it may be problematic as he barely comes up to my ankle, but I’d have a good go.

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  2. Just ‘no’.

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  3. I would … repressed boys are wild for a willy up their back valley!

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  4. I remember seeing him in Risky Business when I was just a lickle baby poof and he did things for me in a major way then. But now, and for a long time? Nah.

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  5. Not then, not now, not ever. He is vile vile vile.

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