This, boys ‘n’ girls ‘n’ the best o’ the rest, is how one successfully achieves warmth in temperatures commonly known as ‘cold’. It is what is called the ‘layered look’ and our Queeny is working it right down to the Primarni fleece.
Not many women could pull off a tea-cosy atop a waterproof hood atop a silken scarf look, but our 82-year-old Glorious Leader Mk II certainly can. And may one say, 82? Yes, that is 82 whole earth years of old. *claps hands* Well done m’am (pronounced as in ‘ham’, remember, we told you off about ‘marm’ a while ago?)
Ooh, while we’re on the matter of royals can everybody please stop wet-weeing their Spanx over Prince Harry’s use of the P word. (That is ‘Paki’ for less knowing types). When a white van man winds down the window and yells ‘Batty boy’ at us, we get upset, and might even make a rude hand gesture. But when our bestest fag hag does the same, we give her a cuggle and crack open the poppers. So word up Daily Mail readers and writers (yes, that’s the Daily Mail getting high and mighty about racism. Erm, hypocritical much?), words have different meaning said in different context, and if ‘sorry is not enough’, what the hell is?