‘Madonna dated Bobby Brown’. We have two things to say on the matter:

Get off me, pig.

a) Eugh.

b) She certainly likes a homophobe.

Oh go on, and a c) If you’re quoi?-ing about the whole Bobby Brown thing, a new biography of the dirty bitch (by which we mean BB) reckons they went out like, way back. Hopefully long enough ago for Madonna to get the stench off.

So now let us explaineth the homophobe thing (segue: Mmmm, the mens…). Sean Penn? Macho pig who didn’t like Madonna having gay pals. One film called Milk does not a twat redeemeth. Guy Ritchie? Macho pig who didn’t like Madonna having gay pals. Or a gay brother for that matter. And it’s all rather old news now, what them not being betrothed no more (double negative noted), but there are them there rumours about Jason Statham’s homophobic best man’s speech at Guy’s and Madonna’s wedding, which are in fact not rumours at all because we know at least *counts* three people who were there and they say, ‘Mais oui, it was homophobic. C’était homophobe. Blah.’ And Bobby Brown? Cunt.

*finit*

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4 comments to “‘Madonna dated Bobby Brown’. We have two things to say on the matter:”

  1. She also “dated” Michael Jackson in the 80’s. And Dennis Rodman. And Sandra Berhard. And really anything with a pulse back then. It was the 80’s and she had the hair to prove it.

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  2. His hair’s not dissimilar to Simon Cowell’s.

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  3. She never dated me. Though we did once have dinner.

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  4. I’m sure he was a fab fuck back then but … ewww! Just — no.

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