Starting from the right and moving westward, hot and hotter. If we were lesbetronics we’d probably start from the left and move eastwards, and then say ‘hot and hotter’. What we’re trying to say is that Madonna looks fucking hot, and Steven Klein off-of taking pictures looks like we’d bum him.
They’re here pictured either leaving or on their way to New York’s Waverly Inn, which is spookily one of our favourite little munching joints. Terribly hard to get in, it must be said. We may have bummed the right people. If you’re interested, last time we were there, Vera Wang was on the table to our left, and Princess Lee Radziwill was to our right. There are lots of lefts and rights in this story. Left, right, bum it all about, as they say.