Who is this star of stage and screen by which we just mean telly, friggin’ himself off? Hmmmmmmn?

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Why (pause) – it’s Philip Olivier! Off-of Brookside and Hollyoaks in the City and calendars and c) and d)! Apparently, the gays love him. We wouldn’t know. We have, however, interviewed him a gazillion times, a billion out of those gazillion times for the gay press. Press? Gay? Who’d’ve bummed it…

We digress. Philip Olivier, who’s big with the gays, did this gay film thing. Crew. In which he plays a real life bumming gay. He’s not a gay himself, but he is an actor. These following shots are taken from said gay flick (steady, Eddy/Debbie!), during a scene in which Philip Olivier is getting his front bottom well and truly schtupped. Now we know we said ‘friggin’ off’ in the title, but at the time it worked. Enjoy, as they say in the bible…

Touchy-touchy. Is that a bulge in your pants or am I just giving you a blow job? 'Acting'. Scouse bling. That's the spot... Smile when you're winning... Can't think of anything to say... Oh, hello! Lumpen.

Finit slash white wees.

 

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9 comments to “Who is this star of stage and screen by which we just mean telly, friggin’ himself off? Hmmmmmmn?”

  1. You can tell he’s not a real gay – had he been a bender he would have known that a blowjob can be much enhanced by removing the pants first…

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  2. What’s the film called. some of us may want to see it (for artistic reasons)?

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  3. ‘Crew’. They said it in there… albeit fleetingly.

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  4. Oh yes. I was somewhat distracted, can’t think by what and missed it. I have restored my equilibrium now and am focussed and alert.

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  5. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Nice body, shame about the face.

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  6. Yuck! The guy giving the big J is creeeeepy.

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  7. He’s a ‘shrimp’, isn’t he. Very tasty once you’ve removed the head. You could also use ‘prawn’. They’re quite interchangeable.

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  8. Haha, I like that Champers.

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  9. i agree.. shame about the face. and the accent! Liverpool? pur-lease! don’t get me started on the regionals love.

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