How to force Miu Miu into liquidation in one fell swoop…

Quoi?

[And in scary HD…]

Look away, children...

That’s Katie Holmes, the new face of Miu Miu. Love a Miu Miu. Loved a Miu Miu. Riddle us this: Can anyone think of anyone less cool than Katie Holmes? Can anyone think of anyone less appropriate to advertise Miu Miu? Can anyone think of anyone who actually likes Katie Holmes? Can anyone imagine what was going through Miuccia Prada’s/whoever made this decision’s head when they settled on the showbiz world’s biggest beard sell-out? Can anyone imagine Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in bed together? How Morecombe and Wise.

Anyways plural – this is Miu Miu in great casting mode… (Hint: It’s Vanessa Paradis. J’adore.)

Joe le Taxi?

Now that’s more like it…

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2 comments to “How to force Miu Miu into liquidation in one fell swoop…”

  1. Wrong, wrong and wrong again. Wait a minute, WHAT AM I SAYING???

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  2. Not a still from a (Paul) KING video then?

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