Instead, they choose to question whether Madonna will ‘still be doing this when she’s 70? *gasps the gasp of all gasps* But our favourite section of the (what could only at the stretch of one’s imagination be considered) article had to be…
‘Her boots had such high heels that even she would have struggled to perform a jig – and if she had, those knickers definitely wouldn’t have stayed put.’
Erm, jig? Knickers? Have?
Personally, our opinion? Yes. Plural. OK, there’s a ‘suicide attempt’ element to the bandaged wrists and those boots must have been a nightmare to lace, but anyone that can pull white fish nets off at 50 without looking like that aged crack whore we saw in Kings Cross on Saturday night, definitely gets our thumbs up.
*Sticks both thumbs up. Realises how 80s that is. Goes back to drinking soya capp. Sighs*