Another day, another photoshoot from OGL that enrages lumpen 50 year-old trouts everywhere

NoiceWhen will readers slash writers of The Daily Mail accept that Madonna will always do the risqué thing and in their opinion, grow old ‘disgracefully’? It would save a lot of people an awful lot of to-ing and fro-ing and fretting and high horse getting if they accepted it and moved on to more important things. Like Jade Goody’s choice of headscarf. Or some nobody’s cellulite.

Instead, they choose to question whether Madonna will ‘still be doing this when she’s 70? *gasps the gasp of all gasps* But our favourite section of the (what could only at the stretch of one’s imagination be considered) article had to be…

‘Her boots had such high heels that even she would have struggled to perform a jig – and if she had, those knickers definitely wouldn’t have stayed put.’

Erm, jig? Knickers? Have?

Personally, our opinion? Yes. Plural. OK, there’s a ‘suicide attempt’ element to the bandaged wrists and those boots must have been a nightmare to lace, but anyone that can pull white fish nets off at 50 without looking like that aged crack whore we saw in Kings Cross on Saturday night, definitely gets our thumbs up.

*Sticks both thumbs up. Realises how 80s that is. Goes back to drinking soya capp. Sighs*

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9 comments to “Another day, another photoshoot from OGL that enrages lumpen 50 year-old trouts everywhere”

  1. I think that was me you saw on Saturday night – sorry about the crack, I was bending down to do up me laces and my panties came askew – I had actually been doing a jig earlier though

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  2. enough with the OGL schtick already! i told you before, she’s NOT everyone’s cup of meat. she might not be lumpen but she’s still a trout to me….

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  3. oh.

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  4. I would pay good money to see Madonna do a jig. And Dolly Clackett for that matter. Maybe together.

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  5. She looks a bastard.

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  6. Fab photos. She’s too skinny but, like the Posh photos, still good work. Madonna has hips like a boy (as does Pink) … bless ’em!

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  7. hahaar, she does lack lumpenness but i think were you to zoom in on the skin, the lumpenness would be there . it’s just very, very small . and very, very spread out . and grey .

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  8. Having studied the picture it becomes clear. She looks daft – like an aged crack whore in fact.

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  9. poor Lardarse too. if my mum had looked like that when i was at school then social services would have come a’knockin’ for sure. poor kid must be scarred for life. shame.less.

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