James Corden? J’adore. Matthew Horne? J’adore plural. Kylie Nosurname? J’deteste. Or something. Work? Keep? Getting? How exactly?
Nominees will be revealed *yawns* next week, but we already know – because we are spesh – that the Pet Shop Boys will be getting the Outstanding Contribution to Music award, aka Your Best Work is Behind You. Probably Best to Retire Now and Live Out Your Remaining Years Quietly Somewhere Out of the Limelight award. *claps* Well done.