Segue: Since when did the word ‘real’ become substitute for the word ‘fat’?
Back in the room: Our thoughts? Bah, no. Drag queen at best. And having seen Johansson face to face – no, we’re not showing off or proud – we can wholeheartedly report that she was small and dull and no more attractive than any girl on any bus in any universe, so there.
P.S. – If we gave a hoot or two we would have pointed out that this is for D&G for which she is the new over-rated face of. But we don’t, so we haven’t.
The end again.