Anything Gail Porter can do, Jade Goody can do better

Lookin' goodWell, we may be clutching at cheese straws with that title. We’re not sure Jade can do everything better than Gail (Jade? FHM? Naked? No.) but she’s certainly working the ‘I’m bald because of illness’ thing pretty well.

Max Clifford must be laughing into his champagne breakfast. Cancer might just be the best thing to happen to Jade’s career and style for a long time. *sigh* Nothing like a terminal illness to tweak the shrivelled teat of one’s flaccid career, eh Kylie?

Now let us compare and contrast and giggle at and admire previous egg headed efforts by the world’s celebritoires.
Taking Roswell to the red carpet


'I'll have that plasterin' done for ya by Friday, treacle' Can you imagine the daughter trying to pull this off? *shudder* Like Kellogg's Cornflakes - the original and best Where are the soldiers?

Mmm… *Fancies a boiled egg*

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8 comments to “Anything Gail Porter can do, Jade Goody can do better”

  1. Oh, in such bad taste but it makes me love you even more me-me-me.

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  2. Personally, I champion your take on this. I find it heart-warming. And she does make rather a good baldy. Hooray for Jade, andcetera.

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  3. Gail Porter? Cunt.

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  4. Oh naughty me-me-me, saying what we’re all thinking as usual.

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  5. I was slapped on the wrist at the weekend for saying that Jade’s cancer was working very well for her,what with front page of NOTW and no mention of racist bullying anywhere. Of course, I ought to add, I was also slapped on the wrist for exposing myself at a rather upmarket soiree, so nothing I say should be taken as gospel.

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  6. Naughty Pilar. May I come to your next upmarket soiree, s’il vous plait? And then maybe that ‘vous’ will become a ‘te’.

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  7. Mai oui, Tom.

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  8. Jade Goody actually looks slightly better without hair. The baldness brings her eyes out lol.

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