Oh look, topless pictures of an actor we’ve never seen act. Fun.

*Eyes drift cockwards...*

Paul Walker. That’s his name. He does that range of films called Fast and Furious, or similar. It’s about cars that are fast. Why? Just watch (I’ve Got a Small) Cock, Dear. For anyone who doesn’t get that very clever pun (hello, Dolly!), we’re referring to Top Gear. A show about cars, mostly starring an absolute twat.

Paul Walker’s on the beach, people. With a lady friend. We removed the lady friend. No one needs to see that. The pics are after Ronald McJump. Talking of Ronald, we had a dirty McDonald’s on Sunday. For some of us it was the first time in almost ten years, and some parts of our person are still prolapsing from the experience. Just remember, knowledge is power…

Technicolor close-up Erm, Speedos next time, if you will...

*off-white wees*

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11 comments to “Oh look, topless pictures of an actor we’ve never seen act. Fun.”

  1. I love how in that top picture his shorts are clinging to his cock and you can see the shape of his bell end. Sorry to be crude, by the way. Thanks.

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  2. La Walker has been a FIRM favourite of mine for some time. He has lovely blue eyes. And muscles. Lots of them.

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  3. Yes please.

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  4. Yes, Tom. The visible penis line caught my eye as well. Almost had my eye out, if truth be told.

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  5. num num num. see Road Kill for bare-arsed loevliness. oh yesh.

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  6. Nice. Tres nice.

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  7. You can almost see the Penis his and Penis hers in that picture. I think I’d enjoy giving him the ol’ lips of life.

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  8. Well if that’s the size of it coming out of cold water, my interest is piqued.

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  9. I just wish that little lace up section on the front would slip undone – ‘wardrobe malfunction’ styley.

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  10. I keep coming back to this. Enjoyment.

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  11. HOOOTTTTTTTTTT

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