So maybe it’s because someone didn’t switch their bulbs to energy savers, but it’s been rather parky weather-wise of late and as a result there’s been quite the resurgence in long johns. We personally/according to us/in our opinion predicted just such an occurrence last year, so got a job lot down Century 21 -in between kung fu kicking our way through the acrylic to snatch the only decent sock in the place, and sheltering ourselves from the overhead strip lighting with the use of a dainty parasol – and have been wearing them ever since. Sometimes in that way, sometimes not.
A t’seems the rest of the world has cottoned on. ‘Bout freaking time, says we. And Têtu, the Frenchie magazine for les homos, says oui, aussi. In that they’ve got that hot Australian sporting type person – Nick Youngquest – to slip into a pair and tug at his crown jewels and fashion a rather fetching VPL. There’s a video-ette and everything. It’s what is known in the business as nice. It’s after Dame Judi Jump. Off you trot.