Beckhams, that is. They’re married, or something biblical like that, and this is them posing together in their frilly Emporio Armani knickers on a billboard in London’s glittering Milan. Our cab actually swung past (literally. Those Milanese drivers? Sheeesh) them sticking this billboard up, on our way back from having a stroke in the Tom Ford shop (prices? Sheeesh), and we actually real-life said, ‘Oh, let’s take a picture. That’s one we’ve ne’er seen before,’ but before we had time to say, ‘Driver, we have a Beckham emergency,’ the moment had passed and instead we resolved to nick the picture off the interdolly. Which is what we’ve done. Life. Is so. Hard.